September 2012
cloud-bending:
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
August 2012
poehlerizer:
yeah you know there’s murderers and rapists and thieves and terrorists but who can think of them when there’s people sharing files online
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
kkristenbell:
the time when ahs was on tv was a dark period in my life
i can’t wait to revisit it soon
Important Dates Masterlist
September 1, 2012: Doctor Who Season 7 Premiere
September 6, 2012: Fashion's Night Out, Video Music Awards
September 17, 2012: Bones season premiere
September 21, 2012: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
September 24, 2012: How I Met Your Mother season premiere
September 27, 2012: The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
September 30, 2012: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Premiere
October 2, 2012: The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan
October 3, 2012: Supernatural season premiere
October 11,2012: The Vampire Diaries season premiere
November 16, 2012: Breaking Dawn Part 2
November 18, 2012: American Music Awards
January 13, 2013: Golden Globe Awards
February 10, 2013: Grammy Awards
February 12, 2013: The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
February 24, 2013: Academy Awards
March 19, 2013: Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
March 29, 2013: The Host
March 30, 2013: Kids Choice Awards
May 3, 2013: Iron Man 3
May 17, 2013: Star Trek 2
June 14, 2013: Man of Steel
August 16, 2013: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
August 23, 2013: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
November 8, 2013: Thor: The Dark World
November 22, 2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
March, 19, 2014: City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare
April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
May 23, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
July 18, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Fast
August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
May 1, 2015: The Avengers 2
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
Forever reblog so that all of us nerds know!
beyondfeels:
fuckyoukripke:
WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets
dont pretend you don’t get the references
because i know
you
do
OHMYGOSH
firstclassfanfic:
Remember these things when you’re sad:
Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
...
solaravadamkii:
the only accurate way to measure your value as a human being is to find out how many people masturbated to the thought of you and multiply that times the number of people that said happy birthday to you last year
FUCK YOU COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK YOUUU. ALL THE FEELS. ALL THE RAGE.
GIVING ALL THE FUCKS BECAUSE MY MONEY HURTS SO MUCH.
