June 2012
You know what's kind of beautiful?
sulinterhell9:
alcoholicgifts:
wwreakinghavocc:
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we...
deathc0r3:
“Ugh I’m so sick of living here.” the upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
Watchjordan-arentz:
annersikee:
vancouverbound:
tyleroakley:
A safe-for-work version of Octomom’s new porn.
I’ve never been more sexually confused than when she smelled the milk.
Sorry, but….
what the hell
i’ve never been more turned off in my life
Is this real life…
…
The perfect love story.
tyleroakley:
horanharryscurls:
thejunkiecomedown:
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a...
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
theepichumor:
Take tea.
Throw in harbor.
Let sit.
Initiate revolution.
Watchsatansbuttslut:
xdontblinkx:
oh my god.
jfc
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
“Alopecia affects you everywhere. Inside auto-immune, outside hair, inside...”
– (via venting-it-out)
