June 2012
I clearly suck in life and living. And anything in between.
May 2012
FUN Radio: What are the first three things you do when you wake up, in order?
Rob: Complain. About being awake. Huuuh, feel confused about where I am. Check that my arms and legs are still attached.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
rosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
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