Photoshop: When you try your best, but you don't succeed...
#request all you want but it's not what i neeeeeed #when levels won't work and the cap's too greeeeen #you're bad at texturessssss #tears come streaming down your face #when photoshop deletes what you can't replace #when you work all day but it goes to waste #could it be worse? #curves will guide you home #and lighten your woes #and i will tryyyyyyyy to blend youuuu
Sex Tip #56
duncan-ambrose: When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THERE’S A CUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! [[MORE]] THERES A CURE?!??!! THERES A POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKING CURE. HOLY FUCK. IT TOOK 7 YEARS TO DEVELOP AND IT JUST CAME ON THE MARKET? OHHH MY GODDDDDDDDD, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, LET THIS BE TRUE. I WILL CRY AND THANKS THE HEAVENS AND EVERYTHING AND OH MY GODDDDD, THIS »»»» LOTTERY. MOTHERFUCKER, TEARS OF...
Most people who commit suicide are dead long...
Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: okay baby whatever you want
Peeta: hold up-
Peeta: omfg this braid
Peeta: can i touch it
Peeta: how did you make it so neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: its so soft
Peeta: i cant even
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
chibi-and-asachan: Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker
Barting to San Francisco right after school tomorrow. That just might mean I would have to skip pole tomorrow night. YES BITCHES~