DID I DO SOMETHING IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THE AMOUNT OF FAIL I’M GETTING IN THIS LIFE? AND OF ALL THE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ME RIGHT NOW WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
I found a close by pole fitness center and I asked my mother about it and she’s going to call them tomorrow to see if there is an age limit :D I feel so happy! I really want to learn pole dancing, and not just for if I fail after high school and need a back up and I’ll be set for vegas, but to really learn the art of it.