Stop with the leaks.
My SAT scores indicate my future as a stripper in vegas. Makin’ it rain with them dolla bills. God, I’m such a failure. The next SAT is May 7th, so I’m gonna do better second time around ? & ACTs are next saturday.
Edward grabbing the headboard....
Patrick Bateman - Rebecca Black
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
but-always-love: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE : omg i have to memorize this.
I hate that feeling,
when you finally realize how fucked you are in life and how at this point, desperation takes over and everything you’ve built comes crashing right down.
So, if Anne Hathaway is going to play Kurt's Aunt...
alliwannadoistroll: yourlifeisoverslut: crazybitcharoundhere: wendlabergmann: gringottswizardingbank: HOLY FUCKING FUCK. I HAD NOT EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. MIND FUCKING FUCK.
tiffanythedork0: TODAY AT TARGET, THERE WAS A BRA THAT WAS ON SALE FOR $5 AND I GOT A BOX OF MINI TAMPONS AND WHEN I WENT TO PAY, THE CASH REGISTER DUDE WAS CUTE
tiffanythedork0: AND SINCE THE BRA WAS ON SALE, HE COULDN'T FIND THE BARCODE TO SCAN IT
tiffanythedork0: SO HE WAS LITERALLY RUBBING THE BRA TO HOLD IT AS HE TYPED IN THE NUMER
tiffanythedork0: AND THE BOX OF TAMPONS, HE WAS LIKE JUGGLING IT TO FIND THE BARCODE.
tiffanythedork0: MY EARS WERE HEATING UP AND I WAS BITING THE SHIT OUT OF MY LIP TO KEEP FROM LAUGHING
tiffanythedork0: OMG IT WAS SOOOO EMBARASSSSSING
TCHOI: your story > my bra story
tiffanythedork0: he was clutching it towards his stomach
tiffanythedork0: to find that freaking code
tiffanythedork0: but at least he was cute right?
TCHOI: cute boy
TCHOI: already been to your boobs and vag
xoxopirate: lemxn: MY FAVORITE SCENE. ...
You’re so afraid of taking chances, how you gonna reach the top?
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black...
tammisodope: xyourandroidgirl: i just LOLed D’OMG
dancing in the club like...
Rebecca Black, we don't hate you because you're...