cheekycheekybombbomb: eelenamariee: babyletsfadeaway: laurenchristensen: geezydee: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE. I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING ALKDSJFKLAJSDHAHAHHAHAHA. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL OH MY GOSH. JUST WATCH IT. LOL I can’t breathe. air? what is that unknown substance of word you speak of?
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
blacksandybeaches: ~ LE UNTAG~
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
stephtronic: It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
DHP2 Trailer comes out Monday!
weasleyobsessed: At first I’ll be like: Than I’ll realize it’s the last movie and I’ll be like: Than I’ll realize I had a better childhood than these little kids: And than send a Thank You letter to JK. Rowling for all her hard work:
Wishing to go to sleep is like wishing to die. I mean, you’ll have plenty of...– My ballet teacher. I’d never thought of it that way before. (via stillhearyourghost)
live fast, die young & leave a pretty corspe.
wearerivers: As she (Kristen Stewart) tries to seduce Edward (Robert Pattinson) in a sexy negligee, the crew was urging her to “shake it up a bit.” But she said, “I was like ‘Aaaah!’ I couldn’t do it. It would have gone against everything I’ve ever been used to playing with her.”
Tumblr vs. Facebook - Kristen Stewart edition.
becalmandstaybadass: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes on my Tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
Breaking Dawn Part 1:
Waiting in line to get in: See someone with a Team Dog shirt on: Go in and sit in your seats and feel a bit emotional: Movie starts: Edward: Bella: Jacob: Wedding & Sex Scenes: Rest of the movie: End: 2 days later: Suddenly realise you have part 2: